One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!!!
Hey,
I don't know what is going on with Myspace, but far as I can tell they
are blocking stuff such as messages, comments and links what is in your
myspace profile that links back to "yuwie.com".
I don't want to
be in a debate on where when or who has been blocked from Myspace. So
if this hasn't happened to you. The only thing I am absolutely positive
about is that it has happened to me and other people. That said. I
havefound a little website that will (until Myspace figures it out)
circumvent this nasty scrip Myspace has put on me and people's links.
This
is a FREE service for you as my Yuwie friends always and forever. This
is not any kind of ad to sell you something. This is a Friend trying to
help a friend!
Hopefully we can outrun Myspace for at least
another 6 to 8 months that way. If we have to change domains I will let
everyone know on the notice board.
http://bid4myspace.com/myspace
Copy and past that URL then fallow the directions there. If you need any help please let me know and I will help.
here is an example out put (click it and see)
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Also
tell all your friends to use this service. It is free and I am only
doing it because I like all my Yuwie friends and their friends!
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There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk.
I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, Loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, Staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone.
When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, You can't make them stay. Let them go.
And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, It just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's Part in your story is over so that you Don't keep trying to raise the dead.
You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in good-bye.
It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, And I know whatever God ( or the Goddess) means for me to have He'll ( She'll) give it to me. And if it takes too much sweat I don't need it. Stop begging people to stay. Let them go!!
If you are holding on to something That doesn't belong to you and was never intended for your life, Then you need to ..LET IT GO!!! If you are holding on to past hurts and pains ... LET IT GO!!!
If someone can't treat you right, love you back, and see your worth... LET IT GO!!!
If someone has angered you ... LET IT GO!!!
If you are holding on to some thoughts of evil and revenge .. LET IT GO!!!
If you are involved in a wrong relationship or addiction ... LET IT GO!!!
If you are holding on to a job that no longer meets your needs or Talents .. LET IT GO!!!
If you have a bad attitude... LET IT GO!!!
If you keep judging others to make yourself feel better... LET IT GO!!!
If you're stuck in the past and God ( or the Goddess) is trying to take you to a new Level in Him ( or Her) ... LET IT GO!!!
If you are struggling with the healing of a broken relationship.... LET IT GO!!!
If you keep trying to help someone who won't even try to help Themselves.. LET IT GO!!!
If you're feeling depressed and stressed .... LET IT GO!!!
If there is a particular situation that you are so used to handling Yourself and God (or the Goddess) is saying "take your hands off of it," then you need to... LET IT GO!!!
Let the past be the
past. Forget the former things. GOD ( or the Goddess) is doing a new thing for 2007 !!! LET IT GO!!!
Get Right or Get Left .. Think about it, and then LET IT GO!!!
(thanx to my dear friend in Alaska for this...i could never LET YOU GO!!!)
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Bach: Violin Concertos By Johann Sebastian Bach Release date: By 13 August, 2002
i have a DREAM!!!
Current mood: disappointed
Category: Life
This story tells you how this country and world should be.
THE WORLD, IT IS A CHANGIN' By Roger Dean Kiser
The wife and I left Modesto, California, headed to Brunswick, Georgia, to start a new job I had taken several weeks earlier. As finances were tight, we sold what little we had accumulated over the past five years, in order to make the three-thousand mile trip.
With only about two-hundred dollars in pocket, there would be no fancy meals and maybe, just maybe, one night at a motel to take a shower and get a good night's sleep. The remainder of the time it would be a cheap burger at McDonalds and sleeping in the small car.
Though tired, it always seemed to perk me up, just a bit, as we left state after state behind. When boredom set in, I turned on the C. B. radio and listened to the truckers yell and scream at one another. When the language would get a little coarse, I'd reach over and turn off the radio. About half way through Texas, I reached over to turn on the radio when I heard, "Is there anyone out there kind enough to help us?"
"Get off the trucker's channel, idiot," yelled a truck driver.
I reached over, picked up the microphone and said, "What do you need?"
"We are stranded at mile marker 576, east-bound side," said a man.
I watched for the next mile marker sign, which read 574. "I'm at 574 east-bound. What do you need?"
"Can you two idiots get off the trucker's channel?" said the trucker again.
I got no reply from the stranded man. As I reached mile marker 576, there stood a black man beside an old brown van. I pulled up behind his vehicle, got out and walked toward him. As I passed the van, I looked in and noticed about five elderly people.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"Not sure. I can't find my wallet. I think I left it in the washroom at a restaurant about thirty miles back," he told me.
"What do you need?" I asked.
"You got any extra gas?"
"Just a minute," I said, as I turned and walked back to my car. I explained the situation to my wife.
"Dad, we have just enough money to get us to Georgia, maybe. We can't afford to help anyone else," she replied.
"I can't just leave them stranded."
"Do what you got to do, Hon," she said, shaking her head.
I walked back to the van, pulled out my wallet and handed the man twenty dollars.
"You follow us back to the restaurant and I'll give you the money back," said the man.
"I can't afford to go backwards, I just can't," I told him.
He took my name and new address and promised to send me the money when he reached his home in Jackson, Mississippi.
I followed them to the next gas station and waved as they pulled up to the pump. Then we drove back onto the freeway and continued our journey.
"Are we going to make it, Dad?"
"I don't know," I said, biting my bottom lip.
Leaving Texas, we had about sixty dollars in pocket. We knew there would be no bath and good night's rest at a motel.
As we continued through Louisiana the traffic became heavy. All at once my wife screamed. When I looked up I saw furniture falling off a pickup truck driving in front of us. I swerved to the right, as quickly as possible, but still ran over something. I got out of my car and walked to the front to see what damage had been caused.
Beneath the car was a small stereo system. It had cut through my right tire, which was now flat. I walked to the trunk to get my jack and spare tire. I was shocked to see that it was also flat. Generally I check and recheck everything before a trip. As I walked back to the front of my car, I saw the pickup truck had reloaded what could be salvaged and that the man was getting back into his vehicle. I knew he saw our flat tire, but nevertheless he drove away.
The wife and I sat on the side of the road for several hours, waiting for the police. It was almost dark when they finally arrived. The police advised us that there was nothing they could do, other than call a tow truck. We knew we could not afford to pay for such a service.
After the police left we sat in the car wondering what to do. "HONK, HONK" went the sound of a horn. When I turned around to see what was happening; there was that same brown van, which we had given gas money to.
"Well, I see we aren't the only ones having a little bad luck today," said the man, leaning into my window.
"No spare," I told him.
"Well, can't fix the problem sitting there," he said.
He reached over, took my keys out of the ignition, walked to the trunk of the car and took out the jack. I watched him jack up the car and take off the flat. I didn't know what to say and was too embarrassed to tell him that we did not have enough money to buy a new tire and still have enough gas to make it to Georgia.
After he took off the tire he looked at me and said, "Go sit in the car and I'll be right back."
I got into the car and watched them drive away.
"How we going to pay them, Dad?"
"I don't know. We'll just pay them for the tire and the repair to the flat."
"What we going to do for gas?"
"I don't know. I just don't know." I said, almost on the verge of screaming.
The van returned an hour later. I got out of the car noticing that both tires were brand new.
"I'm sorry, but I should have told you. I don't have enough money to pay for two tires."
The man said not a word as he placed the tire on the car. He acted as though he did not hear me.
"I'm sorry but I..."
"I heard you the first time," he said.
When the tire repair was complete, he placed the jack and new spare in the trunk and closed it.
"Follow us to the gas station," he ordered, like an army sergeant.
We followed them to the next off ramp and into the gas station. He got out of his van and began filling our tank. When done he walked up to the window and said, "I'm hungry, lets eat." I looked at the wife, who was now speechless, for the first time in her life.
We followed them to a restaurant several blocks down the road. As we got out of the car, I looked at him and said, "Thank you for your help, but I cannot accept any more."
The man said not a word. He turned and walked back to his van. He opened the side door and took out a large wooden chair. Then he opened the passenger side door and out stepped the largest black woman I had ever seen in my life. I swear, the ground almost moved when she walked.
The two of them walked up and stopped in front of me. The man, looking at me straight in the eyes, opened the folded chair and then stepped back. The big woman sat down, pointed at me, and said, "Johnny tells me I need to spank your little white butt. Is that going to be necessary?"
In total shock, eyes opened wide, I replied "No ma'am," shaking my head vigorously.
"GOOD," she said, giving me a very stern look. She smiled, got up and walked toward the restaurant, as did the other people in the van. The man walked back to the van and replaced the chair.
It must have been almost 10 p.m. when we finally ate. Half way through the meal Johnny excused himself and was gone for more than twenty minutes. When he returned, he laid a motel key in front of me.
"I'm sorry but I..."
"MAMA," said Johnny in a harsh tone. As the large woman started to stand up I motioned for her to sit back down, that a spanking was not necessary.
As we ate, Johnny began tapping his spoon against his glass. When everyone quieted down, he raised his water and said, "I would like to make a toast. "This is the way America should be," he said, almost choking on the words he had just spoken.
Everyone took a sip of water and sat there quietly, smiling and nodding their heads to the affirmative.
After eating, we all walked to the motel next door to the restaurant. I shook Johnny's hand, and the large woman hugged both me and my wife.
When the wife and I got up the next morning, their van was gone. A white envelope was left on our windshield. Written were the words, "Thank You, and May God Bless." Inside was a twenty-dollar bill, folded in the shape of a cross.
NOW IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE YOU CRY, YOU MUST BE HARD HEARTED.........
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25 Romantic Classics By Johann Sebastian Bach Release date: By 30 January, 1996
I hear his words coming from the past His heart's been broken Love doesn't last It makes me sad to hear him cry I wish to please him and I will try My masters words caress my soul There are not words for what I know His passion fills me yet I still want more His hands control me but gently still Guiding me on to fulfill his will My hands are tied and my body aches As his breath I feel on both my legs He reminds me I am his, by binding me tight Yet he gently kisses me all through the night My body tingles and trembles all over When I hear the words I am his forever He teases me nightly when he comes to bed Grabbing my hair and bending my head My collar is on, my leash in his hand My heart is his, I know I can't win For he is my master !
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Opheliac Deluxe Edition By Emilie Autumn Release date: By 10 October, 2006
The Apple Of My Eye Trick The
first trick is named after Laura Ahearn's new book coming soon "The
Apple Of My Eye" This trick is top on her list for the most insidious
of all tricks because predators use the same innocent vulnerablity we
strive to protect in our children for purposes of methodically gaining
their trust by giving special attention to them so they can eventually
sexually abuse them. All children want love, attention and affection
this is why they are particularly vulnerable to those who are experts
at grooming them to lead to their eventual sexual abuse.
Accidental Touching Trick Children
are often unaware that an accidental touching may be intentional or may
be an offender attempting to touch closer to genitalia the next time.
Assistance Lure Trick Offenders
may ask a child for help with directions or carrying packages. One
convicted offender stated that he liked to hang around kiddie hamburger
restaurant bathrooms. He would abuse young boys under the guise of
helping them with their zippers.
Another type of assistance lure
may be an offender who senses a role he might play by assisting a
family with children. His assistance might be needed for babysitting or
for driving a child to activities. Watch for those who are more
interested in your child than you, there is a reason.
Authority Trick Many
of us have taught our children to respect authority without realizing
that individuals who target our children take advantage of their
position such as a teacher, coach, religious or club leader.
Desensitize Trick Offenders
may continually talk to children about sex or use pornography to
demonstrate sexual acts. They may arouse a child*s curiosity by leaving
sexual material and aids around where they may see them.
Drug & Alcohol Trick Drugs or alcohol can be used to incapacitate a child making them highly vulnerable to sexual abuse.
Emergency Trick Crisis can be confusing for young children and offenders count on that so they construct an emergency to lure children.
Fame Trick Promises are made to make the child a movie star.
Friendship Trick Older
children may bribe a younger child (or same age) by saying that they
will not be their friend anymore unless they participatein a sexual act.
Games Trick Body contact games such as wrestling are played where touching genitalia is part of the rules.
Hero Trick / Special Privileges Trick (Coach/Teacher/Person In A Position Of Authority) Children
are often impressed with those individuals they look up to such as
those in a position of authority like a coach, teacher, older cousin.
They may endure abuse to maintain a relationship where they are
receiving special privileges for fear of losing those privileges.
"I Know You" Trick Do
not write your child*s name on the outside of any of their clothing or
items they use outside of their home such as umbrellas or lunchboxes.
This gives the offender an opportunity to make your child feel as
though they know them.
Internet Trick The internet has become
a preying ground for sex offenders trying to lure victims. Offenders
will try to get specific information from your child without directly
asking for it. For example they may ask if your child plays on sports
teams which would eventually lead to a discussion of where your child
played these games. Ultimately, they want to try to set up a meeting.
Predators on the internet may also transmit pornography to your child.
Job Trick Promises
of high paying jobs easily influence young adults into meeting
individuals in questionable places for interviews where they may be
sexually abused. Young children may be offered high pay for odd jobs
inside an offenders house where they too may be sexually abused.
Legitimacy Trick There
are a few organizations that promote sexual relations with children and
attempt to legitimize this activity. Those offenders may attempt to
convince a child that sex with an adult is a legitimate activity.
Outing Trick Offender
is continually attempting to take a child out alone for special trips
or outings and insists that no one else attend. A pediatrician in New
York who was convicted of sexually abusing many of his patients would
take them away for the weekend quite often. Parents trusted him because
he was well liked and perceived as the pillar of the community.
Pet Trick Similar
to the assistance lure, the offender may ask a child to help find his
lost dog. They may carry props such as a photo of a dog and a leash.
Teaching Trick Assistance
is offered to a family to help teach a child a sport or how to play a
musical instrument, often without cost. Parents from across the nation
have also informed that sexual predators may be working as driving
school instructors.
Threat Trick Children may be threatened
into cooperation and further silenced. Once the abuse has taken place,
they threaten to expose the child either to their parents or to their
friends. The offender may threaten the abused child into recruiting
other children.
Costume Trick Most volunteers who dress up as
clowns, cartoon characters or as Santa Claus during the holiday season
are not pedophiles attempting to access children. However, you should
always be aware that there are pedophiles who would do anything to get
at kids.
"The best offense is a great defense. Understand the
dynamics of childhood sexual abuse and you and your children will be
safer."
Teach this to all your kids. Post in your blog. Repost for those who need to hear it. Protect Our Little People..............
as her wings begin to burn and fade she falls to her knees without a sound she finds herself lifted eternal salvation the face of her master souls once vanquished sing eternity's song pain and pleasure met measured in his eyes lie the secrets to all of life's wonders in his heart her breathe is ignited words can never reveal the precious power of these moments cosmic carnal complete to begin is to end esoteric union souls embrace she is his forever
Go
placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be
in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with
all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to
others; even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid
loud and aggressive persons, they are vexatious to the spirit. If you
compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for
always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy
your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your
own career however humble; it is a real posession in the changing
fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the
world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue
there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is
full of heroism
Be yourself. Espacially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and
disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the
counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do
not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue
and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You
are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you
have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no
doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at
peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your
labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with
your soul
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy MAX EHRMANN 1927
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ANIMAL CRUELTY...BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!!
Dear Friends,
Advertisers sometimes use chimpanzees and orangutans in their
commercials in an unimaginative attempt at humor, but life for
great apes and other exotic animal "actors" is no laughing
matter. When they are not "performing," most are confined,
isolated, and deprived of everything that is natural and
important to them, including companionship with other animals of
their species and a spacious, enriching environment.
Time is money when the cameras are rolling, so there is a
great deal of pressure for trainers to ensure that animals
perform correctly and in the fewest possible takes. These time
constraints can - and do - lead trainers to use severe
discipline and force to ensure that animals perform on cue. An
investigator who spent 14 months undercover at a prominent
California training facility witnessed trainers who punched
chimpanzees, kicked them in the head, threw rocks and mallets at
them, and beat them with broom handles.
When PETA learns that a national company like CDW is exploiting chimpanzees or
other exotic animals for their advertisements, we contact them,
explain the cruelty inherent in the animal-training industry,
and urge them to drop the ad. Unfortunately, smaller local
companies can sometimes avoid PETA's radar unless someone brings
the commercial to our attention. That's where you come in.
Whenever you're watching TV, be on the lookout for local
commercials - you know, those poorly done ads for local car
dealerships, law firms, furniture stores, and so on - that
feature exotic animals like chimpanzees, lions, bears, etc. If
you see one of these commercials, e-mail the details to me
at IanB@peta.org, including the name of
the company, what kinds of animals were used, and how the
animals were used. PETA will jump all over them! Be sure to
contact them yourself as well - tell them that you'll never
support a company that exploits animals as an advertising
gimmick.
Thanks for everything you do for animals.
Sincerely,
Ian Blessing Animals in Film, TV, and Advertising
Specialist PETA